Monday, October 6, 2008

Reality Television

I was to be on a reality television show. The details were a little sketchy but there was a camera crew following me and a few other men and women. The city was unfamiliar but it looked like a standard British City Centre.
The crew tried to get me and the other "contestants" into a amusement arcade to start filming. The manager of the arcade came out to greet us then said "Under no circumstances will I allow a reality television show to be made in my arcade!"
He seemed like he meant it. I was glad as I realised I had to attend training for work that day. As I was late I took a shortcut through the back of the arcade up some narrow stairs. A man with a fully shaved head and no top on tried to assault me on the stairs but I quickly evaded him.
I didn't make training that day, so I decided to look at a small food stall in the area.
To my delight I found that somebody had finally invented chocolate bran flakes. I began my journey home, eager to try my discovery.

1 comment:

The Snoring Man said...

You have had a few close shaves recently, brazilian street gangs and now a baldy guy. I remember him well.
Choc bran flakes makes everything ok though.